Chupa in the Schools?

Here is a picture my daughter submitted to me.  She claims this Chupa was inside her locker.  She had forgotten her Spanish book at school one day, so I made her go back to get it.  When she opened her locker, she claims this Chupa was hiding inside eating her Science homework.  She would like to have more than this picture to show her teacher because the "dog ate my homework" excuse is bad enough without throwing a Chupa into the mix.

Here is a blow-up of the same chupa, I am not sure what breed this is. Could somebody please tell me what type of chupa this is? My house is infested with them, and it might help in my extermination attempts.

Musical Chupa

My son was playing around with this keyboard while i was making dinner. After a few minutes of silence, I heard a perfect rendition of Suzanne Vega's 1987 song "My name is Luca." I thought "Damn, I hate this song", but like most of America, you just cant help but sing along to Vega's music. It then occurred to me that my son is only 8, he cant play the keyboard like that! And where the hell did he hear that song!? I spun around to catch a quick glimpse of this wiley little chupa. I had a fleeting image of that frog in a top hat singing "hello my honey, hello my darling." as he ran away. How might one get rid of or capture such a creature?

Caring For Your Chupa

If you ever have the good fortune to capture a live Chupa, be sure to take special care to keep it alive.  They have a terrible smell, so the first thing you need to do is give it a good thorough cleaning.  Do not submerge your Chupa or it may become aggressive with you.  Instead, only have a shallow amount of water and a soft, lint free washcloth.  Even though they are rough, their skin is like a baby's butt so use a mild detergent.

Fleeing Chupa

Here we see the Chupa trying to flee from Todd... They are not clever creatures since we then had to call the fire department to come and get him out of the scaffolding.  He could have just taken the stairs and it would have been less hassle.

Attack at the Coliseum

Imagine my great surprise as I walked out of the sound room to find Todd being attacked by a full grown Chupa... He suffered only minor injuries before chasing the Chupa off.  Close call.

First Chupa Sighting

Here is a picture of a Chupa that my friend Jeremy found at work.  The little rascal was nibbling on some wires.  Judging by the size, I would have to say it is either a juvenile or dwarf Chupa.  Fortunately the fixtures were already removed and de-energized, so it was never in any danger.